Surely It Was Something She Ate: The Bold and the Beautiful Two Scoops For the Week of September 7th

Welp, at least Steffy offered her eggs, right? Because it looks like that's where things are headed on The Bold and the Beautiful and who couldn't see that one coming for a mile or 10 away? Steffy is clearly having a SORAS'd pregnancy that could be over by November sweeps, so let's get this show on the road.

3 For 3. Perfect. No Notes.

Steffy needs to learn about birth control | Image: CBS

Now we know that if Steffy is having fertility issues, all she has to do is cheat. All three times she has cheated over the last decade, Steffy has ended up pregnant. That's quite an accomplishment. Considering her track record, we are not sure why Steffy is so surprised that she is pregnant. That's just what happens when she has drunken nights of passion after an argument with the person she is supposed to remain loyal to. Steffy just should have just bought a pregnancy test on the way home from Eric's office the morning she woke up with Carter's legs tangled in hers.

And wasn't that just three mornings ago in soap time? How does she have symptoms and a positive pregnancy test already? That's how we know Steffy's little dividend will be born before we know it. And oh, what a surprise it may or may not be...

Steffy Seems Sure

Steffy isn't asking too many questions | Image: CBS

So, did Steffy and Finn just...not have sex for the last month? Because Steffy seems positive that this baby is Carter's, no ifs, ands, or buts. We guess it's possible that with married life, busy jobs, and two small kids, these things happen. And so do drunken one-night stands when you are Steffy Forrester, so, no what?

Welp, Steffy did offer her eggs, so this might be Steffy and Carter's way out of a jam. Daphne can have Steffy and Carter's baby for herself and then have no idea how the baby was actually conceived. It's a win-win for everyone. And we have a feeling Carter is going to be wacky enough to come up with this idea this week. We also think Steffy is going to be wacky enough to go along with it. Oh boy. When Bold bolds, it certainly Bolds.

And now...Electra

Electra is not very nice to Dylan | Image: CBS

Frankenstein's Monster is still doing her thing — whining, kvetching, bullying, and b***ing. How could her BEST FRIEND go after her BOYFRIEND and "THE LOVE OF MY LIFE."

OMG, on and on and on and on. The best friend, whom she wanted homeless, has been nice to the ex-boyfriend she keeps dumping if he sneezes wrong. Enough is enough. How much longer do we have to hear this child yammer on and on about her first love and the horrors of a formerly homeless girl?

Every time we begin to think Electra might be human, she proves us wrong. She was actually starting to realize she may have been too hard on Will and Dylan, but she couldn't wait to rub it in Dylan's face that Will had been by to see her the night before because he still loved her.

Electra seems to live to be mean and live to be admired. She's the ultimate mean girl, but the problem is that is not who B&B wants her to be. That means this character is going to have to go back to the shop for some surgery. It's hard to have a compelling triangle when one of the sides is just that unlikable.

A Word About Will...

Will needs to come to his senses | Image: CBS

So, what are we even doing here with Will and Dylan? They have incredible chemistry and are clearly the pair the fandom is rooting for across social media platforms, but we are still watching Will pine for a possessive and controlling young woman who has done nothing but victimize and abuse him for more than a year?

Meanwhile, he is telling Dylan not to go, letting her believe he is truly falling for her. Dylan seems very level-headed and clear-eyed, well aware that Will is harboring these feelings for Electra and does not love her yet, but why is he still pursuing Electra?

How many times do we have to watch Will in agony over this girl who quite literally swooned the second she laid eyes on her (non-blood-related) cousin, RJ, and has been sharing romantic dates, late-night swims, and stolen kisses with?

And how many times do we have to watch Katie sing Electra's praises? Since she doesn't know Dylan, we can understand her being a little wary, but maybe it's time Katie gets to know Electra, because boy, will that be an eye-opener.

Till next week, Scoopers, when problem-solver Carter will try to solve a problem.