The Bold and the Beautiful Daily YAPP Recap, March 5: Lady Toes for Taylor

Welcome to The Bold and the Beautiful Daily Y.A.P.P. (Your After-Program Ponderings) for a quick — and by that, I mean you’re already halfway done — recap of the most amazing or what-the-heck-did-we-just-watch moments on today’s episode. Let’s get to it:

What happened on The Bold and the Beautiful

Taylor tried so hard not to laugh on The Bold and the Beautiful | Image: CBS

Have you ever seen a more awkward soap opera scene than when Sheila Carter presented Taylor Hayes with some Lady Toes baked goods to thank her for the best sex this grandma has ever had? Taylor would definitely say no if she knew she was on a soap opera. From Sheila's fake ouch (are the Lady Toes voodoo dolls?) to Taylor trying not to get chocolate all over her face, the entire thing was cringeworthy for Taylor and the audience. When Sheila mentioned going home to pump some pepperoni into an oven, we were surprised that Taylor didn't choke on her pastries. All we could do was yell "NOOOO" as Sheila detailed her night of overamorous lovemaking with Deacon. We weren't sure if Taylor was horrified or a little intrigued, knowing that Deacon was thinking of her the entire time. She had to have been jealous when Sheila told her that it was like Deacon was making love to her for the very first time. Taylor at least knows that Deacon will knock her socks off when their night in bed inevitably arrives. After all, the second Sheila left, Deacon appeared ready to do with Taylor what he had done with Sheila. At this point, use Tyalor's office couch and get it over with already. That way, we might also get this story over with.

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