Loose Lips, Lawsuits, and Sonny's Piers: General Hospital Two Scoops For the Week of October 12th

The nerve of some people! Three General Hospital women have bitten off more trouble than they can chew at the moment, but we're kinda impressed. Because if there's anything these three women have proven over the last week, it's that they sure have Moxie. So, Lulu, Willow, and Josslyn, this one's for you.

Loose Lips Lulu

Lulu learned her interview subject may not have been reliable...at least in court | Image: ABC

When Lulu smells something not right, she just goes for it. However, when she went for it last year, she didn't hit publish. She only loudly shouted it backstage at the Nurses' Ball so an innocent young man could hear and become apoplectic about his life in a public setting.

This year, it looks like the Invader fired their legal department and now only hires self-publishers. Because how on Earth did a story accusing a sitting congresswoman of injecting her husband with a paralytic drug for six months make it to print without weeks of legal scrutiny and comment from the accused and the victim?

In the actual world, Lulu's story would still be sitting there as lawyers went over it with a fine-tooth comb. In no world would a reporter mislead interview subjects with such a sensitive story. Ric knows he has his work cut out for him for a reason. It doesn't matter that Lulu's story is absolutely true. Journalistic rules are put in place for a reason and we guess the modern rush to get stories onto the internet as fast as possible is going to offer Ric a challenge.

Thanks, Loose Lips Jenz

Elizabeth and Dante get to investigate | Image: ABC

We have to give a shoutout to our beloved high-as-a-kite Jenz, our delightful British criminal who can't believe he would ever say such things or that pesky Lulu Spencer would actually say them. He got some truth serum and just said what was on his mind. Apparently, Jenz on drugs just couldn't contain himself anymore and was bursting at the seams to tell anyone about those two weird congresspeople he had under his control.

The look on Dante's face as Sidwell lied and denied was everything. He knew darn well that Sidwell was both lying and denying, but he kept his cool and headed straight to Lulu's place. So, Dante knows Lulu's story is right. Ric knows Lulu's story is right. If we can finally get Elizabeth on board with the fact that her innocent little friend is not so innocent after all, we can have a couple swap on our hands.

So, thanks to Sidwell, we get the foursome of Elizabeth, Dante, Lulu, and Ric investigating what really happened in the Dawn of Drew house when two men had strokes in the same living room within the same few months and recovered overnight. Add in a little Lucas and Joe...Oh, this is going to be so much fun!!! (Triple date? The Brown Dog on a Friday night?)

And Willow...

Willow believes her own lies by now | Image: ABC

Is there anyone with more nerve, audacity, or delusions than our little third-grade-teacher-turned-nurse-turned-cancer-martyr-turned-congreswoman Willow Tait? She knows damn well every word in Lulu's story is true, but she is going to sue her anyway.

What's a little court testimony!? She managed to get up on the stand and put on the performance of a lifetime earlier this year when she convinced a jury that she did not plug Drew twice in the back while flashing back to plugging Drew twice in the back. Surely, she can pull something like that off again.

Who shall her lawyer be? Alexis would rather jump off Pier 55, so she's out. Monet? She looks like she enjoys a challenge. Marty? That could certainly be entertaining. Yes, we are giddy with excitement for this story, so let's go.

Sonny vs. Jax, Part Deux

Josslyn has no idea what she's done | Image: ABC

We guess GH is kinda going for a full circle thing by having Josslyn buy Sonny's precious piers and going toe-to-toe with her father's biggest rival, but we're not sure it actually works.

Josslyn as a super spy has somewhat grown on us, thanks to the chaos on Spoon Island where she certainly earned her stripes. But Josslyn as a super spy and a corporate raider all at the tender age of 23 is a bit much and a bit unbelievable.

When she sauntered into that auction, it was definitely an amusing moment, but also a silly one. First, she was in a catsuit with a ponytail just before the commercial break, doing her super spy thing by breaking into the building's security room. But she'd had a blowout, a facial, and had donned the perfect power suit when she made her presence known to the over-40 (and 50...and 60) crowd.

Carly could basically just roll her eyes, Drew looked like a deer caught in the headlights as always, Selina and Brad's collective jaws were on the floor, and Sonny could only bow his head, close his eyes, and sigh. Then he told the child he helped raise to give the piers back like a good little girl.

But Josslyn's not playing. Or maybe she is. Maybe she is playing with fire and that's what Sonny's afraid of. This girl has no idea what she has just gotten herself into, but we are sure she is going to find out. We just haven't decided whether we want to root for her yet.

The Britch is Back?

Britt caused a scene for no real reason | Image: ABC

No, really. What are we even doing here with Britt? Before she "died" at the start of 2023, we had seen so much character growth. Then, when she was resurrected in 2025, all that growth seemed to be gone. We chalked it up to being under Sidwell and Cullum's control, but this current Britt really needs to tone it down.

What was that scene at the Brown Dog? She was so happy to be invited out with the staff that she was a b***h to everyone just because she was triggered by seeing Jason? She also knew what a Britch she was being, but she just couldn't help herself. Britt is a GREAT entertaining character. She just needs to be written consistently.

Quinn? The Stalker? No

This can't be the real story, can it? | Image: ABC

The GH fandom now believes that Quinn is Trina's stalker, but we don't. It's way, way, way, way too convenient and we cannot type the word "way" enough. There is just something off about the entire scenario. We have barely had any build-up to the story, as well, so revealing Quinn as the stalker before Trina even knew she had a stalker makes no sense.

On any properly written soap, we need to see weeks of Trina looking over her shoulder before anything like what happened with Quinn would happen. We know GH has problems, but it is still the most soapy and best-written soap around at the moment and we are going to continue to believe it knows how to do a stalker story right...especially with Heather Webber headed back to the scene. So again, let's go.

Do you think Quinn is Trina's stalker? Are you looking forward to the real fallout for Willow? Sound off in the comments.